captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(via ohawkguy)


Werewolves, hunters, kanimas. It’s like a freaking halloween party every full moon.

(via beautrisprior)


Divergent character cards (part 2/?)

(via deathserums)


elsasexual:

Anna + excusing herself for anonymous

(via i-like-biscuits-and-cecilos)


perletwo:

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

on your six boss

perletwo:

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

on your six boss

(via i-like-biscuits-and-cecilos)



waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT

waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT

(via i-like-biscuits-and-cecilos)


mountstar:

Types of Matter

(via i-like-biscuits-and-cecilos)



Not a perfect soldier, but a good man

(via ohawkguy)





bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)